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(Source: freekahzoid)
So I was high and was driving and I think I crashed and died b.c I stopped at Taco Bell I got to the speaker to order my food and the guy says
Guy at Taco Bell: “Hold on sir, Do you want a vegetarian order”
Me: “No?”
Guy at Taco Bell: “Im sorry to tell you but we’re out of meat”
WTF? Like is that even plausible I must be in hell
(Source: freekahzoid)