When a friend tells me they are tired and tries to lay on me

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I think the person I reblogged this from is a Undercover Freak

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Ladies if Chris Brown was a Zombie and he was about to attack you, would you shoot him?

Lmfao Half of Team Breezy just died of confusion

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Lets keep it 100 if a guy told you he just wanted to have sex, you would give him a wtf look no matter who he is, wouldnt you?

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Bought weed from a guy with a “I need money for weed” sign today

Y.O.L.O.
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If Denzel Washington was my dad, he probably would have fucked every girl I brought home smh

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On My DJ Hero Ish lol (Live Mix)

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↖ Has A Huge Dick

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Is it true that fat girls give the best head?

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Internet Explorer is the only browser that has a commercial

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